![]() We understand the author of the misspelled word may work at the Abbey and may be trying to right the injustice done to the Leaprecons and bring to light the possible bad deeds of the SWA.Īs a testament to the fallen Leaprecons, we honor them on Saint Patrick’s Day with a tasting of four different expressions of (Irish) Auchentoshan.ĥ0 YEAR OLD AP– JULY 17, 2007 49.1 % ABV BOTTLE # 45 OF 144ġ32 GALLONS OF NEW SPIRIT FILLED AT 68 % ABV IN AN OLOROSO CASK #480 AND MATURED IN WAREHOUSE NUMBER THREE (thank you to Andrew Ferguson at KWM for the wee sample) As we all know, Latin was the preferred language of the Irish monks, and ‘distell’ in Latin means to tell god. The site of this archeological dig is now under water and serves as the cooling plant for the Distillery.ĩ) 2008 AD The distillery sold a three sided water container with the word ‘distillation’ on all three sides misspelled with the word ‘distellation’. No witnesses can testify to this event, other than hearing loud explosions at night and seeing what could have been SWA employees leaving town. Before the removal process could begin the site was supposedly bombed by the German Luftwaffe. Rumors say that what few Leaprecons survived the time of the great purge ended up in Campbeltown, captured and forced by the locals to apply their secret art of triple distillation at Springbank.Ĩ) 1940 AD A team of archeologists digging in the corner of the field at Auchentoshan uncover metal pots containing very valuable items, some say treasure. Most Leaprecons buried their valuables and fled for their lives. Auchentoshan translated (Acht / Tost / Am) from Irish Gaeilge to English means ‘the act of silence over time’. ![]() The Irish prisoners are dealt with and the Distillery is quickly renamed Auchentoshan. This dark period in time is called the ‘Great Purge’.ħ) Friday JAD John Bullock & Co., under great pressure from the SWA, was forced to dispose of the Duntocher Distillery to Alexander Filshie, a member of the SWA. These Leaprecons, with exceptional long life spans (due to drinking triple distilled whisky) and knowledge of the secret art of triple distillation, were forced to work in the production of whisky.Ħ) 1830 AD A group of Scottish distillers form with a mandate to control whisky production, learn the secret art of triple distillation and move the Irish out. These short-statured people were referred to as ‘the Cons from Leap’, or simply as ‘Leaprecons’. Convicted Irish Criminals, called Cons, were conscripted from a town named Leap in County Cork. Duntocher translated (Dun / Tair) from Irish Gaeilge to English means closed fort of the wretched, or prison. takes control of the land and in 1823 builds a licensed distillery named Duntocher. ![]() The Irish still retain the secret of triple distillation.ĥ) MaAD John Bullock & Co. His mission was to save and educate the Scottish heathens in the ways of life and double distillation.ģ) 1245 AD The Irish Priory on the site of an old Celtic church founded by Saint Mirren was upgraded to an Abbey, which it remains to this day, the Paisley Abbey.Ĥ) 1516 AD Paisley Abbey, to increase revenues, allows the land where Auchentoshan stands today to be used for unlicensed double distilling. To back up the Irish claim to the distillery, the following are the facts and they are undisputed:ġ) 500 AD Irish Missionaries return from the Mediterranean region with the knowledge of distillation.Ģ) 590-600 AD An Irish monk named Mirren, now referred to as Saint Mirren, founded a religious order on the future site of Paisley Abbey very near Auchentoshan. Other non-credible unnamed sources have clearly stated that Dan Brown may be considering writing this sure-to-be-best-selling novel. It’s also been said that the Scottish Whisky Association (SWA) has had a history of bullying, suppression, possible buggery and much more (Glen Breton as example). It’s been long suspected that Auchentoshan and surrounding area were part of Ireland and, in fact, still are. This unnamed Hollywood insider is quoted as saying “this is a story that will rock the very foundations of the Scottish Whisky Association”. Breaking news today from a Hollywood insider that Michael Moore may be buying the screen rights to a story on the Irish claim to Auchentoshan.
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